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This is my favourite programme on STV, it's also on Cartoon Network and Gold. TV Burp starring Harry Hill, with The Knitted Character, Teddy, Wagbo, Sausage o' clock, Peter the duck Heather, The K Factor and other things. Started in 2002, and finished in 2012. I'll type in the episodes and the fights next to them, before i make my website, here's something for you. Which is better? There's only one way to find out... FIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTT!

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Pilot - A Womble VS A Teletubby - 22/12/2001

Series 1: 2002

1. S1E01 - Harry Potter VS Doctor Who - 14/11/2002

2. S1E02 - Children In Need VS Red Nose Day by Comic Relief - 21/11/2002

3. S1E03 - Nelson VS Churchill - 28/11/2002

4. S1E04 - Ainsley VS Gary - 05/12/2002

5. S1E05 - Charlotte Church VS Liam Gallagher - 12/12/2002

6. S1E06 - Jesus VS Santa - 19/12/2002

Series 2: 2003

7. S2E01 - First part quickies: 1. With Dirty Den back on EastEnders, we've heard that Arthur Fowler's heading back to Albert Square. 2. And Cilla Black increases the security around her Buckingham sherahome. - Fight: Derren Brown VS David Blaine - Second part quickies: 1. News just in Liza Minnelli's husband David gets plastic surgeon releases these amazing before photos. 2. The greater majest, a police force hold their annual sports day. 3. And Neil and Christine Hamiliton's London tourism campaign first results in. - 30/10/2003

8. S2E02 - First part quickies: 1. Some news just in Animal Hospital and a chaffinch tells Rolph to get lost and goes private. 2. Postal strike latest reindeer's side with the postal workers. - Fight: Simon VS Foxy - Second part quickies: 1. Some late news Dianne Abbott drops her son at his new school. 2. Then pops into the local comprehensive. - 06/11/2003

9. S2E03 - First part quickies: 1. Some news just in after Kim was booted off the Elton John special on Pop Idol, her family take it rather badly. 2. The Queen takes part in new show Royal Wife Swap. 3. And after the MTV Awards in Edinburgh, Christine Aguilera's outfit is washed ashore. - Fight: Major Ingram and wife on Celebrity Wife Swap VS The Hamilitons - Second part quickie: 1. This week, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's decided that two children is quite enough. - 13/11/2003

10. S2E04 - First part quickies: 1. Well, it's been another fine week. 2. And President Bush says his visit to London went better than expected. 3. And as he flies home, UK customs officers go through his hand luggage. - Fight: Charles VS Henry - Second part quickies: 1. Roary McGraph turns up to the premiere of Love Actually. 2. And it's grub up at River Cottage as Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall throws a dinner party. 3. Quentin Wilson attempts to scotch those rumours. 4. And clue to tiny chimney sweep found on The Bill. - 20/11/2003

11. S2E05 - First part quickies: 1. News just in Michael Jackson finalises his legal team. 2. Australian rugby team go back into training. 3. And the royal variety audience make one last stand. - Fight: Jonny Wilkinson VS Geoff Hurst - Second part quickies: 1. Madam Tissols put the finishing touches to their model of Roary McGraph. 2. We track down Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's kids. 3. And on Time Watches Investigation Into The Pilt Down Man, scientists made an important discovery. - 27/11/2003

12. S2E06 - First part quickies: 1. On the set of EastEnders, Jessie Wallace parks up. 2. And on Pop Idol, a cuform's outside Dec's dressing room. - Fight: The Holy Roman Church VS Hinduism - Second part quickies: 1. Celebrity Dog School and Julian Clary's dog's been picked on back at the kennels. 2. Rick Wallace had furmed in panto. 3. And we have the latest on that indoor barbecue in Emmerdale. - 04/12/2003

13. S2E07 - First part quickies: 1. Drama at the England rugby team parade when Pop Idol's Michelle hitches a lift. 2. Jessie Wallace enjoys a quiet lunch. 3. And we ask "Was Miss Will adopted?" as we track down Christeberg's other daughter. - New Top Of The Pops VS Old Top Of The Pops - Second part quickie: 1. News just in June Rannon on EastEnders lands plum rolled in new Harry Potter flick. - 11/12/2003

14. S2E08 - First part quickies: 1. Saddam Hussein halts work on his extension. 2. And Billy Jones first character to witness cool. - Fight: Father Christmas VS Saddam Hussein - Second part quickies: 1. News just in Cheeky Girls meet up with agent to plan the year ahead. 2. Saddam's wife gets to keep the hole. 3. And a bit of a mix up as Prince Charles to the wrong event. - 18/12/2003

Series 3: Early 2004

15. S3E01 - First part quickies: 1. Down on The Royal, they found a cure for Viagra overdose. 2. And at The Brit Awards, jue to a addmin error, best femor former goes to Fido. 3. After the success of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, there's a new realatey TV show set in Jordan's stomach. - Fight: Cilla Black VS Davina McCall - Second part quickies: 1. At the backterey alatey mansion, the nation votes for its feet. 2. Two Ronnies celebrate news of their come back. 3. And George Best's dinner gets cold as Alex puts her foot down. - 20/02/2004

16. S3E02 - First part quickies: 1. The big news this week ITV won the rights to the boat race, big deal! So the BBC lost at football, the cricket, the rugby, here's a clip of next week's grand stand. 2. The police announce new seatbelt campane, forget clunk, click every trip. - Fight: Hayley VS Miriam - Second part quickies: 1. Over at the BBC, they've come up with a method for finding a new director general. 2. And with the two Ronnies in the generation game set to make a come back, Jim Bowen starts limbering up. - 27/02/2004

17. S3E03 - First part quickies: 1. At the weekend, Britain shows its song for Europe. 2. We go backstage at The Oscars as the cast of Finding Nemo get ready to party. 3. And Coronation Street put the Mike back in the microwave. - Fight: Mel Gibson VS Peter Jackson - Second part quickies: 1. Channel 5 reveal plans to make At Home with Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee. 2. Hot on the heels of pop eye idel and fame academy. BBC launches trains idel, 3. And there's been another fasanating week on TV. - 05/03/2004

18. S3E04 - First part quickies: 1. Doctors reveal first successful transplant of a white hand onto a black body. 2. Contucky fried chicken introduce new pick-your-own policy. - Fight: Jockey Caren Falen In A Scuffle With The Press VS Super Cad James Hewitt And A Grapple With A Photographer - Second part quickies: 1. And after winning Channel 5's backterey alatey James Hewitt lands looqutive sponsor ship deal. 2. Crufts, the recrimination start. 3. Down at the fit club, Venesa Selts' problem revealed. 4. And race fixing probe police go undercover. - 12/03/2004

19. S3E05 - First part quickies: 1. New milkman down at Sun Hill. 2. Property chain, Ronny Corbet moves house. 3. On If, new human clock replacement for Countdown. 4. And baby born with giant hand on Holby. - Fight: The New Starsky and Hutch VS The Old Starsky and Hutch - Second part quickies: 1. Sonia on Corrie reveals diet secrets. 2. And new protest down at Channel 4 over Graham Norton's latest series. 3. And tiny nurse spotted on Holby. - 19/03/2004

20. S3E06 - First part quickies: 1. Face transplant on Holby. 2. And in the same show, the curious case of the disappearing patient. 3. They're employing human road signs on Emmerdale. 4. Simie's twins makes special guest appearance on Corrie. - Fight: Jeremy Bowen VS God - Second part quickies: 1. Emmerdale introduce new version for dogs. 2. Bird cough bo selector makes surprise appearance on Heartbeat. 3. My family, the public have their's say. 4. On Corrie, sliny match between Liz and Carren. - 26/03/2004

21. S3E07 - First part quickies: 1. Ronny Corbet stripped a pilot's license. 2. Police demenstraight new communacation skills in The Bill. 3. And with Nilly Sabbage set to take over generation game, auditions start for the job of Anthea. - Fight: The Archbishop Of Canterbury VS The Footballers' Wives - Second part quickies: 1. Nartsy plot twist on Emmerdale. 2. The Dingles sort out new teeth for Siller. - 02/04/2004

Series 4: Late 2004

22. S4E01 - First part quickies: 1. This week on Spooks, we discovered Britain's most short-sited sniper. 2. Eddie Izzard makes a guest appearance on Emmerdale. 3. And there's a new pimp on Coronation Street. 4. And on EastEnders, Charlie Slater's back on the booze. - Fight: Jenny Bond VS Pete Waterman - Second part quickies: 1. Fant of EastEnders stage benafit to safe the Fereha family. 2. Actors on Holby told to played a bit more show-biz. 3. And Sharron lets one go at the wardrobe. - 23/10/2004

23. S4E02 - First part quickies: 1. Not content with sweep in the board at the national TV awards, Coronation Street takes the war of the soaps up a gear. 2. On Emmerdale, news spreads quickly that they've got a special offer on hay at the wall pack. 3. The French decide to join the war in their rark. 4. Casualty as its first case of exorcism. 5. Hines relaunce their condamince with an eye on the pink pound. 6. And after their sensus, the irish prime minster demands a recount. - Fight: The Short Pink Blond Nurse Who Does Lengths VS The Tall Pink Blond Nurse Who Does Wits - Second part quickies: 1. Todd Carty regrets meal for two with the River Cottage restaurant. 2. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall gets his own back on the shoplifting butcher. 3. Gannets prefer to commit sewer side to be interviewed by Alan Titchmarsh. - 30/10/2004

24. S4E03 - First part quickies: Jerry Haletwelldon limbers up for her come back gigs. 2. On Emmerdale, the wall pack starts offering new Yorkshire stile cocktail. 3. Atasha Caplintsie refutes those dress-like-a-hook tornts. 4. And Jeremy Clantson launches a new game show. - Fight: Sharks VS Toasters - Second part quickies: The bike thief on Coronation Street strikes again. 2. And on Holby, Zueber and Jess finally got together, and you know what it's love because when you kiss, there's that certain spark. 3. Ken Barlow turns down chance to go on Celebrity Mastermind. 4. And radio on DJ, Chris Moiles takes a shortcut to work. - 06/11/2004

25. S4E04 - First part quickies: 1. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's diet finally catches up with him. 2. On British Isles, Alan Titchmarsh gets tough on moles. 3. Dirty camera on The Bill, actors lend a hand. - Fight: The Black Rat VS The Brown Rat - Second part quickies: 1. Johnny Rotten's nature programmes, the nation votes for its feet. 2. After new drugs advert, DSI meadows makes it clear where he stands. 4. And Stacey Slater tries for a job with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. 5. Cameraman on Corrie sent to bed early. - 13/11/2004

26. S4E05 - First part quickies: 1. Reanner loved child of Charles and C Miller. 2. Peter Ondray mud by gypsies. 3. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall gets job as sheepdog. 4. And EastEnders producers work out a suttle way of sacking the actors. - Fight: Karen McDonald VS A Giant Blue Tit - Second part quickies: 1. Ann Robinson reveals latest new look. 2. Down at River Cottage, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's compost heap takes its revenge. 3. Otso adverts go up a gear. 4. And on The Bill they introduce that electric belt. - 20/11/2004

27. S4E06 - First part quickies: 1. After a rumour, that Abby Titmis might be single again, the boys from The Bill weren't wasting any time. 2. Billy Connolly prepares for his world tour. - Fight: Little Tracy VS Tracy - Second part quickies: 1. It finally dawns on EastEnders that they've got a problem. 2. And if you were wondering what happened to Ann Robinson's old face. 3. Julie offered us his Bruce Forsyth impression. - 27/11/2004

Series 5: 2006

28. S5E01 - First part quickies: 1. Surgeon with giant hand on Holby. 2. Sargin George Miller on Heartbeat reveals new ventriler quist act. 3. And on Celebrity Big Brother, Sharn Tell's family celebrate new found celebrity statetus. - Fight: Scooby Doo VS Derek Acorah - Second part quickies: Pete Burns' boyfriend celebrates how well he's doing in the Big Brother house. 2. Derek Acorah, first casualty of relaxed licensing laws. 3. Storyline alert to Casualty. 4. And there's a lethertating policeman on Heartbeat. - 21/01/2006

29. S5E02 - First part quickies: Pete Burns on Top Of The Pops. 2. On Celebrity Fit Club, Bobby George manages to escape without anyone noticing. 3. Johnny green giant visits Holby. 4. And Smithy does his impression of a steam train on The Bill. - Fight: Jack Regan VS Gene Hunt - Second part quickies: We catch again to Pete Burns without the makeup. 2. Patrick Stewart reveals strong feelings about Emmerdale. 3. After being booted off Dancing On Ice, Andy Peters goes home. 4. On Diet Doctors, they finally come out and say what we've been thinking. - 28/01/2006

30. S5E03 - First part quickies: 1. On Coronation Street, Dev tries to reekin Liz his love life. 2. Costume budget runs out on Emmerdale. 3. And it turns out Big Brother's Sharn Tell has a sister who's just as talented as her. - Fight: Nookie Bear VS Napoleon - Second part quickies: 1. Bed shortage on Holby. 2. Pete Burns seen without his makeup. 3. And this week, we discovered the true identedy banker on Deal Or No Deal. - 04/02/2006

31. S5E04 - First part quickies: 1. Budget runs out on ITV's new safari drama, Wild At Heart. 2. If you were looking for a lion, you should've watched Dancing On Ice. 3. River dance comes to Holby. - Fight: Anthea Turner VS Paul Burrell - Second part quickies: 1. After appearing in Eleventh Hour, Patrick Stewart comes clean. 2. Flat screen TVs come to Emmerdale. 3. Five shows a week takes its toll on Corrie's Rita. 4. And it turns out Sharn Tell off Big Brother has an equally talented cousin. - 11/02/2006

32. S5E05 - First part quickies: 1. Surprise star of the Brits. 2. Jam overdose on Casualty. 3. First cuckoo of Spring spotted on Coronation Street. 4. Pat Butcher sent a fold shop for Patrick. 5. And the world's oldest air hostess nearly run over on EastEnders. - Fight: Doprah Winfrey VS Big Max - Second part quickies: Man in Holby discovers his girlfriend is a frog. 2. Spot the fake giraffe on ITV's safari drama, Wild At Heart. 3. It suddenly dawns on Emily Bishop that she's been in Coronation Street for 45 years. - 18/02/2006

33. S5E06 - First part quickies: 1. Lio Sayers number one singles sparks jealousy from old rival, Cliff Richard. 2. Fred Elliott comes up with a new treatment for PMT. 3. As Sharn Tell impression go public, Sharn Tell's mum celebrates. 4. And Bruno shows us the trick of driving sideways on Footballers' Wives. - Fight: Dev VS Sineta - Second part quickies: 1. Wind problem for Fred Elliott on Corrie. 2. And new British hopeful for Winter Olympics. - 25/02/2006

34. S5E07 - First part quickies: 1. Revealed, Charles and C Miller's secret kids. 2. Dingles' new campane for the cheese marketing board Flownders. 3. And after David Seemer is voted off Dancing On Ice, his partner gets her own back. 4. There was a surprise appearance from Gonzo the muppet on Emmerdale. 5. And a wooden spoon shortage on EastEnders. - Fight: Babies VS Cats - Second part quickies: 1. Cheeky Girls make come back on Corrie. 2. Stef on Emmerdale, secret Harry Hill fan. 3. Cameo for Pete Burns in Midsomer Murders. 4. And after poor ratings for a prime time BBC One show, Davina McCall tries to escape. - 04/03/2006

35. S5E08 - First part quickies: 1. Trouser pump on Coronation Street. 2. Sally Webster suddenly remembers she forgot to take Dancing On Ice finale. 3. Gordor Chof revealed his father of Little Mo's baby on EastEnders. 4. And Emily Bishop caught short again at the church. - Fight: A Pig VS A Squirrel - Second part quickies: 1. Producers of Emmerdale waste no time as Patsy Kensit leaves for Holby. 2. After Pat and Patrick, Pauline and Mr. Benn are now Big Mo and Bert, Peggy Mitchell makes her move. 3. And Emily Bishop gets down with her homies. - 11/03/2006

36. S5E09 - First part quickies: 1. Mike Baldwin monkey impression on Corrie. 2. Giant ticks squashed on Casualty. 3. And The Sugarbabes join Holby. - Fight: The Iceberg VS The Captain Of The Titanic - Second part quickies: 1. Fat pet does Tommy Cooper impression on Fat Pets. 2. And Jo from The Apprentice banged up with Smithy for being annoying. - 18/03/2006

37. S5E10 - First part quickies: 1. Royal guest on BBC Three's Wedding Stories. 2. Child presested by the devil on Casualty. 3. To buce the number of black coppers, the met have come up with a new plan. 4. And frog-faced aeroplane runs away. - Fight: The Tree VS The Lighting Ring - Second part quickies: 1. Giant man on Nanny 911. 2. Winners of Crufts appear on Emmerdale. 3. And on Corrie, Tracy Barlow treated herself to two giant gold pencils. - 25/03/2006

38. Christmas TV Burp - First part quickies: 1. Exploding bra on Heartbeat. 2. Surprise for pregnant lady on Holby. 3. Robbie Williams reacts to Take That's chart-tomming album. 4. And having unwrapped his presies, EastEnders' Billy Mitchell swears he'll never go back to Icerr. - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 30/12/2006

Series 6: 2007

39. S6E01 - First part quickies: 1. Becham rejects L-ay and signs to Emmerdale FC. 2. It was Spinning Day on The Bill. 3. And bib shortage on top drama Trial and Retribution spoil spaghetti bolognese. - Fight: Rebecca's Cuddly Rabbit VS Ken's Cuddly Elephant - Second part quickies: 1. The goodie family celebrate Jay's return. 2. Ray Mears' wife gets the dinner ready. 3. And noisy search warant on EastEnders. - 20/01/2007

40. S6E02 - First part quickies: 1. Statue race on Emmerdale. 2. Pete Dockety takes Kate Moss for a stroll on Street Doctor. 3. Jadan Jack Goodie's secret wedding, we've got the footage. 4. And new loo for Norris on Coronation Street. - Fight: Phil VS Mr Blobby - Second part quickies: 1. High-speed chase on Coronation Street. 2. Nick Baker insists the booze is not efecting his work. 3. Foxy's mum celebrates his return from Dancing On Ice. 4. And smoking giraffe on Wild At Heart. - 27/01/2007

41. S6E03 - First part quickies: 1. Cliff Richard buys new tour bus. 2. X Factor's McDonald's brothers relaunce for 2007. 3. And it's so important when delivering an insult to make it specific as possible. 4. On Dancing On Ice, the injuries continue to mount up. - Fight: The Hotton Courier VS The Walford Gazette - Second part quickies: 1. Injured bag on Casualty. 2. Emmerdale's Jack Sugdon upset that posh has gone to I-lay. 3. And Kay Berley rehearses her new routine for Dancing On Ice. - 03/02/2007

42. S6E04 - First part quickies: 1. Statue Of Liberty makes guest appearance Coronation Street. 2. On Britain's Worst Weather, a bin lays an egg. 3. Emmerdale's Zadrac does his laundry at last. 4. And there was a wheelchair crash on Holby. - Fight: Ruth The Chocolate Lady VS John The Man With No Detail - Second part quickies: 1. Game of real life mouse trap on The Bill. 2. Jack Sugdon had rather an odd choice for packed lunch. 3. On Dancing On Ice, Stephan Gately has a fight with a girl. 4. Big searchey popualatey after Big Brother sees launch of Clieo Rockus doll. - 10/02/2007

43. S6E05 - First part quickies: 1. We finally find out what Betty from Emmerdale smells like. 2. Fake crying on Casualty. 3. And being a long way from a loo, Reg off The Bill is forced to use his helmet. - Fight: A Seagull VS A Sick Ferret - Second part quickies: 1. Becky on Corrie needs a shave. 2. The Bill ray Pete Dockety's dressing room at The Brits. 3. And we track the last bottle of Jay Goodie's perfume to a policewoman on Life On Mars. - 17/02/2007

44. S6E06 - First part quickies: 1. Britney Spears celebrates that new makeup. 2. Pat wins light switch shooter on EastEnders. 3. And rattly wine on Coronation Street. - Fight: Scorpy Pat VS The Cushion Monster On Haunted Homes - Second part quickies: 1. Richard Hammon gets job as sheppard. 2. Elton John announces new tour. 3. And new ebadence on Australian Princess that sea water rots your hair exdension. - 24/02/2007

45. S6E07 - First part quickies: 1. Sewer-side gnome on Corrie. 2. Microwave toilet on Lewis. 3. And after the success of Dancing On Ice, ITV announce new show that's even more dangerous, Diving With Crocs. - Fight: Mars VS Meat - Second part quickies: 1. Man on Emmerdale gets face-washed by man on Emmerdale on Emmerdale. 2. Invaramently friendly ran raders on Lewis. 3. And we find out why Paul Burrell walks that way. - 03/03/2007

46. S6E08 - First part quickies: 1. Talking toilet on Primeval. 2. Chinese burn on Lewis. 3. And woman in bed with a half man half fish on Sleep Clinic. - Fight: The West Ham Holligans VS The Man United Holligans - Second part quickies: 1. It's all back to normal over at the burnit Matthew's factory. 2. Elton John and David Furnish fight over a biscuit. 3. Bad news on the wards of Holby. 4. And Lewis has his feet on upside down on Lewis. - 10/03/2007

47. S6E09 - First part quickies: 1. Len on Emmerdale related to Chewbacca off Star Wars. 2. Budgets cuts on Primeval. 3. And Jim Carver reveals real reason he split up with June Ackland on The Bill. - Fight: An Old Fashioned Dinosaur VS A Blue Tit - Second part quickies: 1. Upside down chimpanzee lady on Fallen Angel. 2. Man with unusual medical problem on The Bill. 3. And Chris the skeptic on Haunted Homes is having maridal difficulties with his teddy. - 17/03/2007

48. S6E10 - First part quickies: 1. Work gets out on Mobile that there's only one country left on the buffet trolley. 2. Ken and Deirdre's sex life takes a turn for the worse. 3. And BBC launch new edgier version of Camberwick Green for today's street wise kids. - Fight: The Worth TBE500 VS The Vertical Incline Shaft Tunnel Boring Machine - Second part quickies: 1. We track down the person unlucky enough to use the loo after Keith Miller. 2. Invisible man visits Emmerdale. 3. Sean Tully's voice finally breaks on Corrie. - 24/03/2007

49. S6E11 - First part quickies: 1. Explosion in tippecks factory on EastEnders. 2. Ground force do Heather Mills' place on Mobile. 3. And Jay Dean mistakes her face for a satchel on WAGs Boutique. - Fight: Derek VS His Pillow - Second part quickies: 1. Angry foetus on Interior Rivalry. 2. Window goat on Emmerdale. 3. And big celebrity turnout for Elton John's 60th birthday bash. - 31/03/2007

50. S6E12 - First part quickies: 1. Constipated ice cream machine finally gets some relief on WAGs Boutique. 2. Hard handshake makes hair band come off on Marbella Belles. 3. And Sylvester Stallone's mum Jackie turns up on Doctor Who. - Fight: Spandau Ballet VS Duran Duran - Second part quickies: 1. Hungry flea put out of its misery on EastEnders. 2. Vanessa Feltz leaves her pants on the bed on Interior Rivalry. 3. And Doctor Who forgets to tip pizza delivery boy. - 07/04/2007

51. S6E13 (The Last In The Present Series Of TV Burp) - First part quickies: 1. Script writers give up on Emmerdale. 2. Woman injured at nartsy rally on Casualty. 3. And a clown does underwater back-stroke on Mean Machines. - Fight: Abandoned Baby Thomas On EastEnders VS Abandoned Baby Holly On Corrie - Second part quickies: 1. Rumours of Spice Girl reinuan when scary injinjus spotted on Marbella Belles. 2. Dalek on Holby. 3. And Paul Burrell in embarrassing mix-up on Australian Princess. - 14/04/2007

52. Christmas TV Burp - First part quickies: 1. Drunk Christmas tree on Emmerdale. 2. Paul Potts limbers up for next year's royal variety. 3. And Ian and Jane Beale prepare to watch Christmas EastEnders. - Fight: The Goose VS The Turkey - Second part quickies: 1. Melting cat on Paul Potts: By Royal Command. 2. Human tortoise on Robin Hood. 3. And Dev on Corrie finds a rather seasonal method of birth control. - 25/12/2007

Series 7: Early 2008

53. S7E01 (TV Burp Review of the Year) - First part quickies: 1. Wain Rooney enjoyed a good old-fashioned British seaside holiday. 2. What do you get if you make a monkey with a seal? 3. And Coronation Street's Blanche was looking for new man. - Fight: The Hasn't Mr Blobby Let Himself Go Duvet From Wife Swap VS The Giant Flippered Maggot Duvet On Emmerdale - Second part quickies: 1. Talking fish on The Nature of Britain. 2. Alien on Dragons' Den. 3. Ming Campbell turns up on The Oldest People in the World - 12/01/2008

54. S7E02 - First part quickies: 1. Man kisses police badge by accident on Trial and Retribution. 2. Graffiti dog on Heartbeat. 3. And Harry Hill impression on Holby. - Fight: Jamie VS Gordon Ramsay VS Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall - Second part quickies: 1. Tiny man on Emmerdale. 2. Actors play pranks on the set of Primeval. 3. And Minty attacked by a rug on EastEnders. - 19/01/2008

55. S7E03 - First part quickies: 1. Alien Adam's apple on Trial and Retribution. 2. Betty werewolf on Emmerdale. 3. And loves lost some this week on Dancing On Ice. - Fight: Pets VS Paranormals - Second part quickies: 1. Police cracked tea smuggling ring on Emmerdale. 2. Ross Kemp doesn't know what to do with his arms on Ross Kemp in Afghanistan. 3. And woman takes heavy shopping into witness box on Trial and Retribution. - 26/01/2008

56. S7E04 - First part quickies: 1. Neck buzzer on Mistresses. 2. Budget cuts on Primeval. 3. And the dalalama's battery runs out on Medicine Men. - Fight: 12:00 VS 12:30 - Second part quickies: 1. Woman allergic to boyfriend on The Royal Today. 2. Tiny Pete Dockety hat on Lark Rise to Candleford. 3. And we discover Ross Kemp's secret dating video. - 02/02/2008

57. S7E05 - First part quickies: 1. Lady desperate to play game on Lark Rise to Candleford. 2. Shirley has a night-time visit from a dalek on EastEnders. 3. And angry customers kept waiting for changing cubicle in devanums. - Fight: The Elephant Cam VS The Tortoise Cam - Second part quickies: 1. Policewoman with PMT on Ashes to Ashes. 2. Cot full of pensioners on Coronation Street. 3. And randy sea monster on Primeval. - 09/02/2008

58. S7E06 - First part quickies: 1. Bruce Forsyth chin on life support machine on Holby. 2. Original lyrics to a Nancy Sinatra song turn up on the Antiques Roadshow. 3. And poor old Greg Gredzinski seemed to be having trouble with his jockstrap. - Fight: Being Carried Off By A Wasp VS Taking An Early Bath - Second part quickies: 1. Jamie gets his own back on Sainsburys. 2. David Attenborough reveals where he keeps the money from his DVD sales on Life in Cold Blood. 3. And new character turns up on Neighbours. - 16/02/2008

59. S7E07 - First part quickies: 1. Vila gives birth to a mobile phone on Coronation Street. 2. After Take That win best live band at the Brits, Robbie Williams launches new act. 3. Amanda Holden's flirting causes trouser noise on Wild At Heart. 4. And on American Princess, Paul Burrell finally admitted it. - Fight: Gambian Giant Pouch Rats VS Conventional Mine-Clearing Machines - Second part quickies: 1. Talking lemur on Tropic of Capricorn. 2. Parachute does a press-up on Freaky Eaters. 3. Australian Trevor McDonald on Wild At Heart. 4. And what's the last thing you want hear when you're about to go wonder a general anesthetic? - 23/02/2008

60. S7E08 - First part quickies: 1. Dorn has shocking news for Jay on EastEnders. 2. World's worst hide-and-seeker on The Palace. 3. And snake does glass in brie on Life in Cold Blood. - Fight: Crisp Man VS Mr Broccoli Carrot-Face - Second part quickies: 1. Randy skeletons on A Place In The Sun. 2. Sandwich sticks its tongue out on Emmerdale. 3. And Ian Beale gets bad reaction to his pants on Primeval. - 01/03/2008

61. S7E09 - First part quickies: 1. Bad case of piles for Lewis on Lewis. 2. Police interview in a bath on The Bill. 3. And Gail falls in love with a banister on Coronation Street - Fight: Peter Ferriby Buddy VS Simon Ferriby Buddy - Second part quickies: 1. Matching scalp and jumper on Holby. 2. Invisible horse on A Place In The Sun. 3. And lady posts invisible letter on Corrie. - 08/03/2008

62. S7E10 - First part quickies: 1. Windy sailor on Wonderland. 2. Archaeologist looks a bit like a peacock on Time Team. 3. And rather new suggestion from Superintendent Heaton on The Bill. - Fight: The Toilet Seat Up VS The Toilet Seat Down - Second part quickies: 1. Leg wax goes badly wrong on Bionic Woman. 2. Under-floor heating turned up too high on Dog Rescue. 3. And things get personal on Time Team. - 15/03/2008

63. S7E11 - First part quickies: 1. Camp corps on EastEnders. 2. Egg on a ventilator on Holby. 3. And things get saucy on The Bill. - Fight: Fizz With Her Straw Donkey VS Roy With His Toy Giraffe - Second part quickies: 1. Christian does horse impression on EastEnders. 2. Man goes nerdy at the end of a sentence on Monster Moves. 3. and woman with very long hair on A Place In The Sun. - 22/03/2008

64. S7E12 - First part quickies: 1. Dog vicar on Dog Rescue. 2. Voice of little Britain's Andy Pipkin makes guest appearance on Doctors. 3. And upper class toilet found on Time Team. - Fight: The Slow Extra On EastEnders VS Slow Charlie Thomason On The Royal Today - Second part quickies: 1. Woman with one white foot and one black foot on Alternative Therapies. 2. Artoo Detoo's dad turns up on Emmerdale. 3. And singing coffin on Casualty. - 29/03/2008

65. S7E13 (The Last In The Present Series Of TV Burp) - First part quickies: 1. Dirty boy trouser areal on American Inventor. 2. Squirrel with dandruff on Doctors. 3. And thirsty Tony and Benjamin disappointed on The Bill. - Fight: Betty's Hot Pot VS Vanna's Lamb Shank - Second part quickies: 1. Tommy Cooper hair on Johnny's New Kingdom. 2. Horse gets angry on owners behalf on Heartbeat. 3. And a man falls in love with a silver car on The Bill. - 05/04/2008

Series 8: Late 2008 and Early 2009

66. S8E01 - First part quickies: 1. Exploding duck on Heartbeat. 2. Windscreen wiper arms on Coronation Street. 3. And Bruce Parry in the amazon finally can't hold it in any longer. - Fight: The Sea VS Bear Grylls - Second part quickies: 1. Detective inspector Frost calls to John Barrowman's torchwood rap party. 2. Delighted wallet on Heartbeat. 3. And man throws sigarette out of the window but forgets he's holding it on Holby. - 18/10/2008

67. S8E02 - First part quickies: 1. For Sale sign fights back on EastEnders. 2. Johnny returns from looking at a property in Narnia on A Place In The Sun. 3. And woman appraehended by undercover child on The Bill. - Fight: Heather Mills VS Hitler - Second part quickies: 1. James Bond penguin egg on Extraordinary Animals in the Womb. 2. Jamie not invited to ministry of food rap party. 3. and isn't weird when your shadow looks like an elephant carrying a briefcase. - 25/10/2008

68. S8E03 - First part quickies: 1. Exploding dad on Wire in the Blood. 2. Wish full thinking orange balloons on Jamie's Ministry of Food. 3. And seasonal flatulence from Lucas on EastEnders. - Fight: Two Cherries On An Ironing Board VS Spaghetti Bolognese - Second part quickies: 1. Viagra shortage on Hole In The Wall. 2. John Barrowman drops in on Casualty. 3. And near miss high-five on Strictly Come Dancing. - 01/11/2008

69. S8E04 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. And strippagram mix up on Silent Witness. - Fight: Gorillas VS Smurfs - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. Horse ridden by a duvet on Merlin. 3. (Don't Know) - 08/11/2008

70. S8E05 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: The German Worms VS The French Worms - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 15/11/2008

71. S8E06 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. And crab enjoys cult Saturday evening TV show on Natural World. - Fight: George Best VS Jim Morrison VS Engelbert Humperdinck VS Michael Rennie VS David Frost VS Sean Connery VS Paul McCartney - Second part quickies: 1. Hole takes Viagra overdose on Hole In The Wall. 2. Nutible wind breaking from Dineas Vanowton on Now That's What I Call 1983. 3. And craised Esta Ransom kept in a straight jacket on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!. - 22/11/2008

72. S8E07 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: A King Prawn VS A Baby - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 29/11/2008

73. S8E08 - First part quickies: 1. Dale Winton doll on When Sharks Attack. 2. Man practices the rhythm method of contraception with a specially adapted you-know-what on Holby. 3. And after punch-up with Danny, Louis Walsh winds up in Casualty. - Fight: Dog In The Womb VS Cat In The Womb - Second part quickies: 1. John Barrowman reveals new pop video on Here Come The Boys. 2. Brian and Doogle get too close on The Underdog Show. 3. And ghost of Michael Jackson turns up on Most Haunted. - 06/12/2008

74. S8E09 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: A Smile VS Wind - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 13/12/2008

75. S8E10 - First part quickies: 1. Emily Bishop gets down with the kids on Corrie. 2. Tichee baby on EastEnders. 3. And I was surprised to see Santa and his elf admiring a lady's bottom on Casualty. - Fight: An Undercooked Jacket Potato VS A Cold Bath - Second part quickies: 1. Woman in a deckchair gets turned on by car sponge on Taggart. 2. New look Santa outfit on The Bill. 3. And on Strictly Come Dancing, the finalists need a little work on their group dance. - 20/12/2008

76. TV Burp Review of the Year 2008 - First part quickies: 1. Spaghetti bolognese overdose on Casualty. 2. Man describes his own teeth on Megastructures. 3. And Charlie Slater shocked by his own beer gut on EastEnders. - Fight: Albert The Dog VS Corky The Parrot - Second part quickies: 1. Man gets inside rhino on Michaella's Zoo Babies. 2. Tony Robinson lets us know what he really thinks of Henry VIII. 3. And the river dance revival continues on Holby. - 26/12/2008

77. The Best Of TV Burp - First part quickies: 1. Remember on Spooks, we discovered Britain's short-sited sniper? 2. Eddie Izzard makes a guest appearance on Emmerdale. 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 04/01/2009

78. The Best Of TV Burp 2 - First part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 10/01/2009

79. The Best Of TV Burp 3 - First part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: Phil VS Mr Blobby - Second part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 17/01/2009

80. The Best Of TV Burp 4 - First part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. And the dalalama's battery runs out on Medicine Men. - Fight: A Toaster VS A Shark - Second part quickies: 1. Remember when budget cuts on Wild At Heart? 2. Richard Hammon gets job as sheppard. 3. (Don't Know) - 24/01/2009

81. S8E16 - First part quickies: 1. On Around the World in 80 Faiths, Daily Mail readers welcome back Friday night with Jonathan Ross. 2. Excitable 5 pound note on Emmerdale. 3. And new look for High Street fast food chain on Explore: Patagonia to the Pampas. - Fight: A Fat Duck VS A Little Chef - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 31/01/2009

82. S8E17 - First part quickies: 1. Person with name best suited to dealing with Abitcheries on Who Do You Think You Are? 2. Car gets closer to presenter than he thought he would Rough Guide to City Breaks. 3. And with the freezing cold weather conditions, Todd Carty goes for a swim. - Fight: The Rounded-Shell Tortoise VS The Tortoise With A Shell That Has A Peak To Enable For It To Reach Up For Higher Vegatation - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. Pearl gets lucky on Emmerdale. (Don't Know) - 04/02/2009

83. S8E18 - First part quickies: 1. Human pesdapenser on 10 Years Younger. 2. Unusually loud lamb on Emmerdale. 3. And Humpty Dumpty reenactment society get free advert on EastEnders. - Fight: Biscuits VS Cakes - Second part quickies: 1. Woman sounds like clown's horn on Lark Rise to Candleford. 2. Fiona Bruce lets one go on Who Do You Think You Are? 3. And Jimmy King goes the whole hog on Emmerdale. - 14/02/2009

84. S8E19 - First part quickies: 1. Tiffany takes exception to a mug on EastEnders. 2. Salmon does a wee on Nature's Great Events. 3. And Father Christmas furt with presenter on Around the World in 80 Faiths. - Fight: An Important Italian Bee VS The Good Old British Bee - Second part quickies: 1. Failed bikini wax on The Bill. 2. We discover the true identity of Batman on Lark Rise to Candleford. 3. And shock news for Rick Stine on Who Do You Think You Are?. - 21/02/2009

85. S8E20 - First part quickies: 1. Ghost of Larry Grayson on Most Haunted. 2. Jeremy Paxman shows us his legs on The Victorians. 3. And unsuccessful putting on of waistcoats on Trouble in Amish Paradise. - Fight: A Dog Sled VS The Internet - 1. Smiley faced body on Shipwrecked. 2. Chris Tarrant wipes his nose on contestant's shirt on The Colour of Money. 3. And Jeremy Paxman accidently broadcasts his dream on The Victorians. - 28/02/2009

86. S8E21 - First part quickies: 1. Possible new England golf keeper spotted on Lark Rise to Candleford. 2. Barraca Bama in drag on Shipwrecked. 3. And George from Rainbow makes a speech in House of Commons on Margaret. - Fight: Tarte Tatin VS Trifle - Second part quickies: 1. Robson Green gets to know the locals on Extreme Fishing. 2. Wallace & Gromit face on Pop Goes the Band. 3. And Christopher Dean tries to attract a mate on Dancing On Ice. - 07/03/2009

87. S8E22 - First part quickies: 1. With Michael Jackson coming to town, Danny practices his moonwalk on Wild At Heart. 2. Patrick Truman caught for fowling the square on EastEnders. 3. And man black man by Frank Bruno on The Bill. - Fight: Mermaids VS Boobies - Second part quickies: 1. Giant toilet roll cover on Coronation Street. 2. Heston Blumenthal reveals new menu on Wild At Heart. 3. And two talking shire horses on Countrywise. - 14/03/2009

88. S8E23 - First part quickies: 1. Monkey forgets to take coat-hanger on Monkey Life. 2. German Paul Daniels on The Lost World of Communism. 3. And fish have a bad day on Nature's Great Events. - Fight: Crash Test Dummy VS The Chest Impactor - Second part quickies: 1. 19th century Robert De Niro on Lark Rise to Candleford. 2. Underwater restaurant on Coronation Street. 3. And surprise guest from the world of seventies glam rock on The Bill. - 21/03/2009

89. S8E24 - First part quickies: 1. Sandy kneed in the groin by a ghost on Emmerdale. 2. Man laughs like a sheep on The Hottest Place On Earth. 3. And Viagra overdose on Dancing On Ice. - Fight: Pasta VS Nothing - Second part quickies: 1. Things get childish on The Bill. 2. Holby actors watch Holby on Holby. 3. And confused blind man on Casualty. - 28/03/2009

90. S8E25 (The Last In The Present Series Of TV Burp) - First part quickies: 1. Deirdre gets over constipation on Coronation Street. 2. Grebenny dwarf on EastEnders. 3. And medieval bikini wax on Robin Hood. - Fight: Cushion-Headed Boy VS Bowl-Headed Girl - Second part quickies: 1. Val falls in love with balloon on Emmerdale. 2. Talking coffee pot on EastEnders. 3. And cheeky archaeologist on Time Team. - 04/04/2009

91. The Best Of TV Burp 5 - First part quickies: 1. Remember when it was Spinning Day on The Bill? 2. Randy skeletons on A Place In The Sun. 3. And Gail falls in love with a banister on Coronation Street. - Fight: Mars VS Meat - Second part quickies: 1. Remember when there was graffiti dog on Heartbeat? 2. Man goes nerdy at the end of a sentence on Monster Moves. 3. And things get personal on Time Team. - 14/04/2009

92. The Best  Of TV Burp 6 - First part quickies: 1. Remember when Bruno shows us the trick of driving sideways on Footballers' Wives? 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: George Best VS Jim Morrison VS Engelbert Humperdinck VS Michael Rennie VS David Frost VS Sean Connery VS Paul McCartney - Second part quickies: 1. Remember when there was a window goat on Emmerdale? 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 21/04/2009

93. The Best Of TV Burp 7 - First part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 28/04/2009

94. The Best Of TV Burp 8 - First part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. And medieval bikini wax on Robin Hood. - Fight: Crash Test Dummy VS The Chest Impactor - Second part quickies: 1. Remember (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 05/05/2009

Series 9: Late 2009 and Early 2010

95. S9E01 - First part quickies: 1. Escaped eyebrows on Merlin. 2. Hand hot dog on The Bill. 3. And Phil takes a dislike to contestant on The Cube. - Fight: Ahimsa VS Satya - Second part quickies: 1. Giant baby on Casualty. 2. Sally's surprise at Kevin's piles on Coronation Street. 3. And on How To Look Good Naked, Gock one tells us what he gets up too at the weekends. - 03/10/2009

96. S9E02 - First part quickies: 1. Medieval hands free mobile on Merlin. 2. Shaved panda spiks out on The Gadget Show. 3. And on Kevin McCloud's Grand Tour, Kevin shows us why he's got bad breathe. - Fight: Vicars - Second part quickies: 1. Trickelas lets herself go on Kevin McCloud's Grand Tour. 2. Vase loses arm wrestle on Blue Murder. 3. And too much cat food for Sandy causes follow-through on Emmerdale. - 10/10/2009

97. S9E03 - First part quickies: 1. White actor turns black on Casualty. 2. Incredible shrinking Peggy on EastEnders. 3. And things get saucy on Emma. - Fight: A Cowpat Shampoo VS The Cow Wee Rinse - Second part quickies: 1. Squeaky hair on Neighbours. 2. Chicken-headed boy on Coal House at War. 3. And mobile SDD clinic on EastEnders. - 17/10/2009

98. S9E04 - First part quickies: 1. Woman presessed by the spirit of Alan Carr on Merlin. 2. Bear doesn't like cameraman on Natural World. 3. And dancing ghost on Strictly. - Fight: Sam VS Ricky - Second part quickies: 1. Seal calls his friend Dave on Life. 2. Baby George sticks to fingers up to Albert Square on EastEnders. 3. And C Miller marker balls pitches up on Merlin. - 24/10/2009

99. S9E05 - First part quickies: 1. Tiny guardsman joined by little chef on The World's Greatest Money Maker. 2. Peggy admires new Archie Mitchell waxwork in Albert Square. 3. And Kate Humble insults Prince Phillip on Autumnwatch. - Fight: The Bloke With A High Voice On Coal House At War VS Barry Gibb On Strictly - Second part quickies: 1. Outbreak of regenersly porter disease on Casualty. 2. Frankenstein Sally on on Emmerdale. 3. And Bollywood wardrobe on The Family. - 31/10/2009

100. S9E06 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: A Bench VS A Tree - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 14/11/2009

101. S9E07 - First part quickies: 1. Jedward ant on Life. 2. Alien pace turn up on Dr Who. 3. And cheeky auntie on Island Parish. - Fight: The Belmont VS The Capulet VS The Montague - Second part quickies: 1. Useless jockey on Counrtyfile. 2. Woman attacked by plant on Island Parish. 3. And dirty boy on Autumnwatch.- 21/11/2009

102. S9E08 - First part quickies: 1. Buffet sausage roll nose on 10 Years Younger. 2. Merlin polishes his centipede shoes on Merlin. 3. And Patrick has a little accident on EastEnders. - Fight: Chris' Heart Of The Midlands Chipolata VS Gary's Royal Vension and Whisky Sausage - Second part quickies: 1. Attacked sausages on Merlin. 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 28/11/2009

103. TV Burp Review of the Year 2009 - First part quickies: 1. Break-dancing flies on Grimefighters. 2. Jamie Oliver in drag and on the pool on Economy Gastronomy. 3. And rat catchers unfamiliar with what a rat looks like on The Rat Pack. - Fight: Daniel Craig VS Harry Hill - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 05/12/2009

104. The Best Of TV Burp 9 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 12/12/2009

105. The Best Of TV Burp 10 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: The Rounded-Shell Tortoise VS The Tortoise With A Shell That Has A Peak To Enable For It To Reach Up For Higher Vegetation - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 26/12/2009

106. S9E12 - First part quickies: 1. Woman does dog impression on Lark Rise to Candleford. 2. Eavesdropping elbow on Coronation Street. 3. And Neil Hamilton finally works out his place in the pecking order on Celebrity Hens & Stags. - Fight: The Light Green Soldier VS The Dark Green Soldier - Second part quickies: 1. Woman takes her vows from her nose on The Lakes. 2. Ventriloquist dummy comes to life on Paul Merton in Europe. 3. And Kevin prefers sorted nuts on Coronation Street. - 30/01/2010

107. S9E13 - First part quickies: 1. Sexy blanket on Home and Away. 2. Woman babysits chairs on Lark Rise to Candleford. 3. And kebab attacked on Law & Order: UK. - Fight: The Perfectly Straight Bean VS The Bent Bean - Second part quickies: 1. Leaf presenter on Embarrassing Bodies. 2. Phone's got a cough on Lorraine Kelly's Big Fat Challenge. 3. And Dot's teen not as popular as he used to be on EastEnders. - 06/02/2010

108. S9E14 - First part quickies: 1. Bruce Forsyth's hair makes a bid for freedom on Nick Baker's Weird Creatures. 2. Half man half horse on EastEnders. 3. And we find out where Noel Edmonds, Richard Branson and Brian Blessid go on their holidays. - Fight: The Fake Coyote On Natural World VS The Fake Badger On Natural World - Second part quickies: 1. Charlie fails to control his man boobs on EastEnders. 2. Tiny Mexican gets a phone call on Coronation Street. 3. And presenter forgets his sledge on Countryfile. - 13/02/2010

109. S9E15 - First part quickies: 1. Cleavage search on Popstar to Operastar. 2. Puddle that looks like a cat on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. 3. And air guitar on Holby. - Fight: A Dog VS A Budgie With No Flaming Beak - Second part quickies: 1. Filing banister on Emmerdale. 2. Vampire Charlie on Casualty. 3. And nasty cold for Tribesman on Last Woman Standing. - 20/02/2010

110. S9E16 - First part quickies: 1. Stacey's run of constipation continues on EastEnders. 2. Giant ice cream gets a ride on the back of a boat on The Lakes. 3. And embarrassing confession for Kerry's partner on Hotter Than My Daughter. - Fight: Miss England VS Miss Manchester - Second part quickies: 1. Zane Ads goost by a ghost on EastEnders. 2. Back boobs on Last Woman Standing. 3. And embarrassing accident on Coach Trip. - 27/02/2010

111. S9E17 - First part quickies: 1. Man sings Ooh Bra My Foot song on May The Best House Win. 2. Bookcase gives man a drink on Michael Winner's Dining Stars. 3. And Billy has a dirty bottom on EastEnders. - Fight: El Hojaldre VS La Pasta La Ria Salada - Second part quickies: 1. Girl has phobia of Ant and Dec on Push The Button. 2. Helicopter car on Man With A Golden Gavel. 3. And Scottish Viagra overdose for Michael Winner on his Dining Stars. - 06/03/2010

112. S9E18 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. L-shaped cow on The Lakes. 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: The Top Of A Biscuit Oven VS The Middle Of A Biscuit Oven VS The Tip Top Of A Biscuit Oven - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. And Paddy and Marlon get to know each other a little bit better on Emmerdale. - 13/03/2010

113. S9E19 - First part quickies: 1. Nazi monkey on EastEnders. 2. On Tropic of Cancer, Lily Allen falls out with Lady Gaga. 3. And Jack Meadows investigates outbreak of wind on The Bill. - Fight: The Left Hand End Of The Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich VS The Right Hand End Of The Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich - Second part quickies: 1. Wolf whistling metal detector on EastEnders. 2. Things get personal on Horizon. 3. And an Indian goat is a big fan of The K Factor on Seven Ages of Britain. - 20/03/2010

114. The Best Of TV Burp 11 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: Sam VS Ricky - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 27/03/2010

115. The Best Of TV Burp 12 - First part quickies: 1. Seal calls his friend Dave on Life. 2. Invisible horse on A Place In The Sun. 3. And Patrick has a little accident on EastEnders. - Fight: Vicars - Second part quickies: 1. Monkey forgets to take coat-hanger out on Monkey Life. 2. German Paul Daniels on The Lost World of Communism. 3. And dirty boy on Autumnwatch. - 06/04/2010

116. The Best Of Christmas TV Burp - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 13/04/2010

Series 10: Late 2010 and Early 2011

117. S10E01 - First part quickies: 1. Shoulder bra on The X Factor. 2. Camp polar bears on Antiques Roadshow. 3. And sheep out-break on Coronation Street. - Fight: Alex The Red And Nater Reete Snowman VS Tom Con Wotson Snowman - Second part quickies: 1. Excited windmill on Countryfile. 2. Dot speaks through the nation on EastEnders. 3. And things start to get saucy on Downton Abbey. - 09/10/2010

118. S10E02 - First part quickies: 1. Bugle hat on Downton Abbey. 2. Waving falcon on Autumnwatch. 3. And Bruno fancies a McDonald's on Strictly. - Fight: Goblin Grub VS Grublin Gob - Second part quickies: 1. Bad breath-out break on Downton Abbey. 2. Boy can't get hat on his head on EastEnders. 3. And a man in training for Hole In The Wall on Casualty. - 16/10/2010

119. S10E03 - First part quickies: 1. New German dance on Strictly. 2. Hairy ships wheel on Emmerdale. 3. And squeaky elbow on EastEnders. - Fight: The Royal Family VS The Full English Breakfast - Second part quickies: 1. Robot Becky on Coronation Street. 2. Zak has mini heart attack on Emmerdale. 3. And Dermot gets a bit fresh with Mary on The X Factor. - 23/10/2010

120. S10E04 - First part quickies: 1. Silent, but deadly on Downton Abbey. 2. Ferry tries to sneak off on Time Team. 3. And Billy Mitchell's underpants turn up on Merlin. - Fight: The Commercially Available Instant Noodle Products VS My River Cottage Emeget Noodly Pop-Based Item - Second part quickies: 1. Clock done a wee on White Chapel. 2. Christmas turkey speaks on Fat Families. 3. And point round corner finger nail on Time Team. - 30/10/2010

121. S10E05 - First part quickies: 1. Dramatic receipt on Coronation Street. 2. Heather from EastEnders turns up in 1945 on Apocalypse: The Second World War. 3. And Anton Du Beke gets a new hoover on Strictly. - Fight: Feathered Birds VS Ladybirds - Second part quickies: 1. Chesney irons the back of the sofa on Coronation Street. 2. Cora uses telephely to communicate with Maggie Smith on Downton Abbey. 3. And Stuart Bags, dirty boy on The Apprentice. - 06/11/2010

122. S10E06 - First part quickies: 1. Michael Mclntyre turns up as a waiter on Ramsey's Best Restaurant. 2. Tickly twig on EastEnders. 3. And John Lennon visits Downton Abbey. - Fight: Steve and Aggie VS Tim and His Boy Izard VS Hugh and the Latest Addition To His Bloke, Louisa - Second part quickies: 1. Tiny ex-president of the British council of Archeology on Time Team. 2. Germans up to their old tricks on Four Weddings. 3. And smiling fruit bowl on Coronation Street. - 13/11/2010

123. S10E07 - First part quickies: 1. Cheryl drops one on The X Factor. 2. Head on a lilo on Casualty. 3. And Hagrid from Harry Potter turns up on Antiques Roadshow. - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies: Katie Waisell ant on Ancient Worlds. 2. Villagers frightened of a mobile phone on Emmerdale. 3. And smoking bum on Garrow's Law. - 20/11/2010

124. S10E08 - First part quickies: 1. Saucy expert on Antiques Roadshow. 2. Barsty presenter on Autumnwatch. 3. And Gary not a fan of toast on Coronation Street. - Fight: The Tawny Pippit VS The Mitha Pippit - Second part quickies: 1. Ian Beale lays an egg on EastEnders. 2. Cheese with wind problem on Wallace & Gromit's World Of Invention. 3. And on Kirsty's Homemade Home, Kirsty's makes a lovely pair of new pants for Phil. - 27/11/2010

125. The Best Of TV Burp 13 - First part quickies: 1. Girl has phobia of Ant and Dec on Push The Button. 2. Salmon does a week on Nature's Great Events. 3. And Scottish Viagra overdose for Michael Winner on his Dining Stars. - Fight: Heather Mills VS Hitler - Second part quickies: 1. Dermot looks forward to a new series of The X Factor on First Time Voters' Question Time. 2. Pearl goes lucky on Emmerdale. 3. And we find out where Noel Edmonds, Richard Branson and Brian Blessid go on their holidays. - 04/12/2010

126. The Best Of TV Burp 14 - First part quickies: 1. Christian does horse impression on EastEnders. 2. Underwater restaurant on Coronation Street. 3. And embarrassing accident on Coach Trip. - Fight: The Light Green Soldier VS The Dark Green Soldier - Second part quickies: 1. Sexy blanket on Home and Away. 2. David Attenborough reveals where he keeps the money from his DVD sales on Life in Cold Blood. 3. And Bruno shows us the trick of driving sideways on Footballers' Wives. - 11/12/2010

127. The Best Of TV Burp 15 - First part quickies: 1. Man sings Ooh Bra My Foot song on May The Best House Win. 2. Jamie Oliver in drag and on the pool on Economy Gastronomy. 3. And Neil Hamilton finally works out his place in the pecking order on Celebrity Hens & Stags. - Fight: Dev VS Sineta - Second part quickies: 1. Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall shows us his killer finger on River Cottage. 2. Man practices the rhythm method of contraception with a specially adapted you-know-what on Holby. 3. And two talking shire horses on Countrywise. - 18/12/2010

128. S10E11 - First part quickies: 1. Eskimo fertilises a snow egg on Human Planet. 2. Bin falls asleep on Who Does What. 3. And high voiced cow on The Lakes. - Fight: The Old Paper With A Lot Of Parara Lines, Water Mark In The Centre With Traces Of The Wire That The Paper Was Made On VS The Much Much Smoother Paper That Allows You To Smooth It Much Much More That Was Made On A Woven Mire Mesh - Second part quickies: 1. Escaped moustache on Life In A Cottage Garden. 2. Alcoholic dog on May The Best House Win. 3. And robot surgeon on Holby. - 05/02/2011

129. S10E12 - First part quickies: 1. Nick Tilsley visited by a dalek on Coronation Street. 2. Space pumpkins on Outcasts. 3. And fecial hair problem for Hazel on Emmerdale. - Fight: Being Nervous VS Being Knackered - Second part quickies: 1. Off-centre neck on Stansted: The Inside Story. 2. Freddie Flintoff cooks himself for dinner on Freddie Flintoff Versus The World. 3. And we catch a glimpse of the holding day outside Jordan's bedroom on Royal Navy Caribbean Petrol. - 12/02/2011

130. S10E13 - First part quickies: 1. Johnny Rotten spends his birthday on EastEnders. 2. Constipated Leanne on Coronation Street. 3. And woman terrified of a bee-hived hairdo on Hotter Than My Daughter. - Fight: Black Pepper VS White Pepper - Second part quickies: 1. Future potato boy on The Tudors. 2. Craig Charles on wheels on Coronation Street. 3. And human cockerel on Rome Wasn't Built In A Day. - 19/02/2011

131. S10E14 - First part quickies: 1. Tony Robinson reveals a ruthless streek on Time Team. 2. Danielle picks herself up on House Gift. 3. And old man turns to younger man on Natural World. - Fight: Nuns VS Take That - Second part quickies: 1. Happy keys on EastEnders. 2. Effigy of Prince Charles turns up on Hidden Treasures Of Australian Art. 3. And on Faulks On Fiction, Sylvestion Faulks reveals the nicknames he has for his private parts. - 26/02/2011

132. S10E15 - First part quickies: 1. Pubic life scare for Rodney on Emmerdale. 2. Spike Lee reworks an old Elton John song on Who Do You Think You Are?. 3. And roast pork overdose on Casualty. - Fight: The Young Black And White David Attenborough VS The Modern Day Colour David Attenborough - Second part quickies: 1. Drunk bear on Natural World. 2. Bogey looking good on Bridalplasty. 3. And owl very eager to please its owner on The Lakes. - 05/03/2011

133. S10E16 - First part quickies: 1. Duck in a wig on A Farmer's Life For Me. 2. Rod Stuart's wife gets a kickoff on Casualty. 3. And builder's bum bread on Great British Food Revival. - Fight: Single Parents VS Step Parents VS Gay Parents - Second part quickies: 1. Plane thinks it's a shark on Stansted: The Inside Story. 2. Short-sited tie on Story Of Avitree With Michael Grade. 3. And Kirsty Young gets saucy on British At Work. - 12/03/2011

134. S10E17 - First part quickies: Eyebrow whimper on Coronation Street. 2. Zak hears the Emmerdale theme tune for the first time on Emmerdale. 3. And on Great British Hairdresser, it sounded like the models were showing more than they attended to.- Fight: Being An Ancient Tree VS Being A Dinosaur VS Being A Rock, Definitely A Rock - Second part quickies: 1. Hand binoculars on Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India. 2. Pete Waterman's twin sisters turn up on Coronation Street. 3. And Lawrence gets saucy on Countryfile. - 19/03/2011

135. S10E18 - First part quickies: 1. Crowd-surving sheep on Countryfile. 2. Flame effect hair on Emmerdale. 3. And human muppet on Great British Hairdresser. - Fight: David Platt VS His Mum Gail VS Becky From The Rovers VS Her Sister Kylie - Second part quickies: 1. Man wags his red tail on How To Live With Women. 2. Smelly teacup in background on Antiques Roadshow. 3. And Edward asks Dot to rate his wind problem on EastEnders. - 26/03/2011

136. The Best Of TV Burp 16 - First part quickies: 1. Dot speaks through the nation on EastEnders. 2. Barraca Bama in drag on Shipwrecked. 3. And woman with very long hair on A Place In The Sun. - Fight: Miss England VS Miss Manchester - Second part quickies: 1. Air guitar on Holby. 2. Johnny returns from looking at a property in Narnia on A Place In The Sun. 3. And on How To Look Good Naked, Gock one tells us what he gets up to at the weekends. - 02/04/2011

Series 11: 2011 and 2012

137. S11E01 - First part quickies: 1. Roary McGraph makes guest appearance on Holby. 2. Scotch egg Wall-E on Celebrity MasterChef. 3. And bloke unwilling to give his picture to Melvin Brag on Real History Of Britain. - Fight: A Pour VS A Claw - Second part quickies: 1. Kirsty fed up with married life on Location, Location, Location. 2. Tommy Cooper training school on Fry's Planet Word. 3. And tray heavier than it looks on Downton Abbey. - 08/10/2011

138. S11E02 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. And Ruth does a chicken impression on Celebrity MasterChef. - Fight: Katie Eyes VS Michael En Donie - Second part quickies: 1. Maria can't say the word 'chameleon' on Coronation Street. 2. Girl makes the sound of a car skidding on Signed By Katie Price. 3. And Kain came down with a case of Brucey Itus on Emmerdale. - 15/10/2011

139. S11E03 - First part quickies: 1. Tess gets her bottom patted on Strictly. 2. Bearded lady on Signed By Katie Price. 3. And blasimus Abbey on Downton.- Fight: Scones From Devon With The Cream On First and Then The Jam VS Scones From Cornell With The Jam First Then The Cream - Second part quickies: 1. Ronny talks to a teddy on Emmerdale. 2. (Don't Know) 3. And drunken satnav on Countryfile. - 22/10/2011

140. S11E04 - First part quickies: 1. Barrister falls through a trapdoor on Coronation Street. 2. Talking baby on EastEnders. 3. And Joanna Lumley drops one and enjoys it on Joanna Lumley's Great Odyssey. - Fight: The Meat Itself VS The Tomatoes Themselves - Second part quickies: 1. Giant oven glove on Little England. 2. Shoulder bra on Coronation Street. 3. And pipe smoking baby on Downton Abbey. - 29/10/2011

141. S11E05 - First part quickies: 1. Jet propelled Heather on EastEnders. 2. Loch Ness Monster pasta on Nigel Slater's Simple Cooking. 3. And seal plays an air saxophone on Frozen Planet. - Fight: Tomara Ekinson's Shampoo VS The Odd Spot - Second part quickies: 1. Dolphin-faced till on Emmerdale. 2. Carson the butler fights a dog on Downton Abbey. 3. And Kirsty needs a brizillion on Kirsty's Handmade Britain. - 06/11/2011

142. S11E06 - First part quickies: 1. Talking sheep on Tales From The National Parks. 2. Paddy talks in time with Marlon's chopping on Emmerdale. 3. And turkey does an impression of a car being locked on Ade In Britain. - Fight: A Custard Cream VS A Jammie Dodger VS Ginger Biscuits VS A Penguin Biscuit - Second part quickies: 1. Fish hairdresser on River Cottage Veg. 2. Horse stuck up another horse on Nigel Slater's Simple Cooking. 3. And Kirsty rebels against orthorities on Kirsty's Handmade Britain. - 13/11/2011

143. S11E07 - First part quickies: 1. Lewis shows us his tiny white tongue on Young Apprentice. 2. Scottish people bigger than you think on Ade In Britain. 3. And giant number 2 on Holby.- Fight: The Ferret VS The Grizzly Bear - Second part quickies: 1. Sineta auditions for EastEnders on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!. 2. Alex steals a dance with Borris Johnson on Strictly. 3. And silent, but deadly on EastEnders. - 19/11/2011

144. S11E08 - First part quickies: 1. The Queen celebrates her birthday on Coronation Street. 2. Polar bear agrees with David Attenborough on Frozen Planet. 3. And fish goes on holiday on Autumnwatch Live. - Fight: The Marching Band That Set Off From St Peter's Church Main Street VS The Marching Band That Set Off From Richfield - Second part quickies: 1. Man tries to hail a plane on Brave New World. 2. Hitler faced clock on Antiques Roadshow. 3. And dirty weekend at Plimon for Elliot on Fairground Attractions. - 26/11/2011

145. The Best Of TV Burp 17 - First part quickies: 1. Saucy expert on Antiques Roadshow. 2. Bookcase gives man a drink on Michael Winner's Dining Stars. 3. And Father Christmas furt with presenter on Around The World In 80 Faiths. - Fight: Spandau Ballet VS Duran Duran - Second part quickies: 1. New German dance on Strictly. 2. Cheese with wind problem on Wallace & Gromit's World Of Invention. 3. And on Kirsty's Homemade Home, Kirsty makes a lovely pair of new pants for Phil. - 03/12/2011

146. The Best Of TV Burp 18 - First part quickies: Tiny ex-president of the council of Archeology on Time Team. 2. Helicopter car on Man With A Golden Gavel. 3. And Anton Du Beke gets a new hoover on Strictly. - Fight: Goblin Grub VS Grublin Gob - Second part quickies: 1. Billy has a dirty bottom on EastEnders. 2. Ken and Deirdre's sex life takes a turn for the worse. 3. And angry customers kept waiting for changing cubicle in devanums. - 10/12/2011

147. The Best Of TV Burp 19 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: A Cowpat Shampoo VS The Cow Wee Rinse - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 17/12/2011

148. The Best Of TV Burp 20 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. Puddle that looks like a cat on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: Chris' Heart Of The Midlands Chipolata VS Gary's Royal Vension and Whisky Sausage - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 24/12/2011

149. The Best Of TV Burp 21 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: (Don't Know) - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - 31/12/2011

150. The Best Of TV Burp 22 - First part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. (Don't Know) - Fight: The Royal Family VS The Full English Breakfast - Second part quickies: 1. (Don't Know) 2. (Don't Know) 3. And Paddy and Marlon get to know each other a little bit better on Emmerdale. - 07/01/2012

Series 12: 2012

151. S12E01 - First part quickies: 1. Geek teases wheelchair bound invisible man on Gadget Geeks. 2. Pants make a break for it on The Hotel. 3. And Ashley exposes himself to Marlon on Emmerdale. - Fight: Henry's Braised Beef and Red Wine Pie VS Tom's Tri Pie With Meat, Potato and Then Some Greens On Top - Second part quickies: 1. Windscreen wipers sound like an elephant on Emmerdale. 2. Dandelion sneezes on First Love. 3. And Charlie Slater has a disappearing shirt on Celebrity Coach Trip. - 04/02/2012

152. S12E02 - First part quickies: 1. Prairie dogs do a Mexican wave on Super Smart Animals. 2. Lazy priest on An Island Parish. 3. And dalek penchener on Casualty. - Fight: Le Blanc Asticot VS Le Rose Asticot - Second part quickies: 1. Derek fancies his own brother on EastEnders. 2. Man with beard can't find his mouth on How To Cook Like Heston. 3. And Stephen Mangan sings a bull patch convention on First Love. - 11/02/2012

153. S12E03 - First part quickies: 1. Bedwetting sheet on The Magicians. 2. Soundcheck with tiny microphones on Jo Brand On Kissing. 3. And attack of the zombies on Emmerdale. - Fight: Rona's Proving Fingers VS Paddy's Proving Fingers - Second part quickies: 1. Pono jetic rhino on Wild At Heart. 2. Hot cobbles on Coronation Street. 3. And nurse works out suttle way of breaking news on Call The Midwife. - 18/02/2012

154. S12E04 - First part quickies: 1. French cat says hello on Raymond Blanc: The Very Hungry Frenchman. 2. Deflating man on Big Body Squad. 3. And very old dinner on Big Fat Gyspy Weddings. - Fight: God The Creator VS The Devil The Countifiter - Second part quickies: 1. Jealous dalek watches Raymond Blanc eat a cake on The Very Hungry Frenchman. 2. Whistling vomit on The Tube. 3. And Noisy grin on Emmerdale. - 25/02/2012

155. S12E05 - First part quickies: 1. Bird calls out for his friend Chris on Winterwatch. 2. Toilet roll goes on holiday on Emmerdale. 3. And expert a little bit rude on Antiques Roadshow. - Fight: John Wayne's Hat VS Agatha Christie's Handbag - Second part quickies: 1. Beach does a wee on Winterwatch. 2. Patient with a tiny bag for a head on Casualty. 3. (Don't Know) - 03/03/2012

156. S12E06 - First part quickies: 1. Comedy faced binoculars on Safari Vet School. 2. Cactus poses for a photo on Horizon. 3. And Ellie goes shoplifting on Countryfile. - Fight: Zuice VS Juice - Second part quickies: 1. Angry spoon on EastEnders. 2. Dixie drops silent but deadly on Casualty. 3. And Matt Baker's drugs start to take effect on Countryfile. - 10/03/2012

157. S12E07 - First part quickies: 1. Ade Edmondson wears a shadow sporon on The Dales. 2. Things get saucy on Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers. 3. And Dave Morris in a national society allotment and leisure gardeners, tries to get down with the kids on Postcode Lottery. - Fight: The New Droppings VS The Old Droppings - Second part quickies: 1. Wind problem for Cheeko's partner on Dancing On Ice. 2. Man stood in one place so long, they've painted round him on For Better For Worse. 3. And Sineta snores wile she's awake on Coronation Street. - 17/03/2012

158. S12E08 - First part quickies: 1. Jamacian toddler on EastEnders. 2. Facial arasmand at work for Elliot on Holby. 3. And Nazi ticket barriers on The Tube. - Fight: The Dramatic Jewellery Of Rennie Raleec VS The Agatha's Fourth Of Ameela Gallai's Glass VS The Eleering Fan Fe Tow Of Alfon's Muca - Second part quickies: 1. John Badley suddenly sprouts a great big tuff of ear hair on Antiques Roadshow. 2. Peter Barlow wears a vampire collar on Coronation Street. 3. And we find out Ann Widdecombe's bitel sudisdicks on Cleverdicks. - 24/03/2012

159. The Best Of TV Burp 23 - First part quickies: 1. Exploding duck on Heartbeat. 2. Polar bear agrees with David Attenborough on Frozen Planet. 3. And Joanna Lumley drops one and enjoys it on Joanna Lumley's Great Odyssey. - Fight: The Marching Band That Set Off From St Peter's Church On Main Street VS The Marching Band That Set Off From Richfield - Second part quickies: 1. Dolphin-faced till on Emmerdale. 2. Maria can't say the word 'chameleon' on Coronation Street. 3. And Kirsty needs a brizillion on Kirsty's Handmade Britain. - 31/03/2012

160. The Best Of TV Burp 24 - First part quickies: 1. Seal plays an air saxophone on Frozen Planet. 2. Paddy talks in time on Marlon's chopping on Emmerdale. 3. And turkey does an impression of a car being locked on Ade In Britain. - Fight: The Ferret VS The Grizzly Bear - Second part quickies: 1. Derek fancies his own brother on EastEnders. 2. Fish goes on holiday on Autumnwatch Live. 3. And strippagram mix-up on Silent Witness. - 07/04/2012

161. Harry Hill's TV Burp on Cartoon Network Promo - The White C In The Black Box VS The Black N In The White Box

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1. Harry Hill's TV Burp Gold - First part quickies: 1. Cliff Richard buys new tour bus. 2. Hard handshake makes hairband come off on Marbella Belles. 3. Down on The Royal, they found a cure for Viagra overdose. 4. Betty werewolf on Emmerdale. 5. And Jim Carver reveals real reason he split up with June Ackland on The Bill. - Fight: A Toaster VS A Shark - Second part quickies: After appearing in Eleventh Hour, Patrick Stewart comes clean. 2. Man goes nerdy at the end of a sentence on Monster Moves. 3. Fred Elliott comes up with a new treatment for PMT. 4. Derek Acorah, first casualty of relaxed licensing laws. 5. And Paul Burrell in embarrassing mix-up on Australian Princess.- Released on the 10th of November 2008 - itv DVD - Running time: 90 Minutes - (12)

2. Harry Hill's TV Burp Gold 2 - First part quickies: 1. Talking lemur on Tropic of Capricorn. 2. Sandy kneed in the groin by a ghost on Emmerdale. 3. Archaeologist looks a bit like a peacock on Time Team. 4. And Charlie Slater shocked by his beer gut on EastEnders. - Fight: George Best VS Jim Morrison VS Engelbert Humperdinck VS Michael Rennie VS David Frost VS Sean Connery VS Paul McCartney - Second part quickies: Viagra overdose on Hole In The Wall. 2. Angry foetus on Interior Rivalry. 3. Window goat on Emmerdale. 4. And crab enjoys cult Saturday evening TV show on Natural World. - Released on the 9th of November 2009 - itv DVD  Running time: 93 Minutes - (12)

3. Harry Hill's TV Burp Gold 3 - Fist part quickies: 1. Break-dancing flies on Grimefighters. 2. Man gets inside rhino on Michaela's Zoo Babies. 3. Sally's surprise at Kevin's piles on Coronation Street. 4. And Bollywood wardrobe on The Family. - Fight: A Cowpat Shampoo VS The Cow Wee Rinse - Second part quickies: Failed bikini wax on The Bill. 2. Useless jockey on Countryfile. 3. Woman in a deckchair gets turned on by car sponge on Taggart. 4. Lady posts invisible letter on Corrie. 5. And rat catchers unfamiliar with what a rat looks like on The Rat Pack. - Released on the 1st of November 2010 - itv STUDIOS: Home Entertainment  Running time: 136 Minutes - (PG)

4. Harry Hill's TV Burp The Best Bits - First part quickies: Man sings Ooh Bra My Foot song on May The Best House Win. 2. Eavesdropping elbow on Coronation Street. 3. Puddle that looks like a cat on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. 4. And Paddy and Marlon get to know each other a little better on Emmerdale. - Fight: Daniel Craig VS Harry Hill - Second part quickies: 1. Girl has phobia of Ant and Dec on Push The Button. 2. L-shaped cow on The Lakes. 3. Under-floor heating turned up too high on Dog Rescue. 4. And Scottish Viagra overdose for Michael Winner on his Dining Stars. - Released on the 14th of November 2011 - itv STUDIOS: Global Entertainment  Running time: 101 Minutes (12)

5. Harry Hill's Cream Of TV Burp - First part quickies: 1. Tiny ex-president of the Council of Archaeology on Time Team. 2. Cheese with wind problem on Wallace & Gromit's World Of Invention. 3. Constipated Leanne on Coronation Street. 4. Future potato boy on The Tudors. 5. And embarrassing confession for Kerry's partner on Hotter Than My Daughter. - Fight: Being Nervous VS Being Knackered - Second part quickies: 1. Excited windmill on Countryfile. 2. Air guitar on Holby. 3. Dramatic receipt on Coronation Street. 4. Alcoholic dog on May The Best House Win. 5. And on Kirsty's Homemade Home, Kirsty makes a lovely new pair of new pants for Phil. - Released on the 26th of November 2012 - itv STUDIOS: Global Entertainment  Running time: 87 Minutes (PG)

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